Widow's Bay (2026 - 2026)

We hope you enjoyed the three-hour ferry to New England's best-kept secret! Ignore the warnings about the fog. Everything's fine.

Cherish the historical charm of our local inn, which Mayor Loftis will prove is safe by spending a night there alone.

It's time for the annual beach opening. Lay out a towel as the mayor "tests the waters." Unrelated: Do not pick up hitchhikers.

Make sure you pack a good read for the beach! (We do not recommend self-help books on the island.)

We apologize for the curfew. Please remain calm as we determine what's happening. On a separate note, keep your teenagers inside after dark.

Set out to sea with Mayor Loftis and cherished local figure, Wyck! They are attending to some business—best to simply enjoy the voyage.

Don't worry about misplaced luggage. Old baggage always resurfaces in Widow's Bay.

Please seek shelter should a centuries-old storm rage toward the island and plunge us into darkness. Enjoy a card game.

We understand that hard choices had to be made and we may never be the same, but we hope you'll visit again!