Counter monkey (2011 - 2013)

A tale of exile and shame, in which I screw the rules and go on a mad PC killing spree with the most unlikely of hitmen.

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A weird tale about a very drunk young man with remarkable endurance.

A tale of a very bad Vampire LARP and why Spoony is not a player to be lightly fucked with if you don’t want your campaign completely demolished.

My iconic character goes on a surreal journey, literally down the rabbit hole all the way to Dungeonland.

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Spoony tells the tale of his Thieves’ World campaign, in which some players get a little too…excited.

The party decides to deal with their arch-nemesis, the immortal Tempus Thales, in the only way they can: the Chicago Way.

Spoony talks about one of the most divisive issues in the history of roleplaying: alignment.

This story is posted with some reservations, but it just goes to show, you meet all kinds around the gaming table.

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Absolutely goddamn right.

Your characters will never feel clean again.

There is a fine line between being good at bluffing and becoming the clown nobody ever believes. You don’t want to go from cleverness to making the game goofy, because you’ll frustrate the DM and get the players into a lot of trouble when you go off being ridiculous.

Dragons don’t fight fair.

How to be a team player– or more importantly, not be that guy who gets everyone else killed.

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The long and barely-coherent rant about superheroes, alien gods, and a hobbit named Fatty finally concludes.

She’s just not that into you.

Just about rule #1 of livin’ in the Cage, berk.

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That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange weapons and technology, even cyberpunks will die.

If you’re getting to a battle, might as well jump in the line and take your standard action in time.

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Block this, Yoda. And yeah, HK-47 did it better.

Listen up, ya primitive screwheads.

I’m not exactly the guy to ask for advice when it comes to getting along with people, you know.

Because good is dumb.

They come at you in all shapes, all sizes, and in all sides.

A dungeon with invisible walls, invisible doors, and invisible treasure guarded by an invisible dragon.

He who does not watch this video has forgotten the face of his father.

It’s a sort of riddle for you veteran dice-slingers out there.

Shoot the hostage.

What’s a paladin? Strahd knows.